Like, really, really, really terrifying.
Perfect for all those times you want to turn a nice, calm day on the water into AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH LET'S DO THIS WOOOOOOOOO.
And it has nothing to do with the rad '80s hairdo.
It's like an Easter Egg Hunt, except... with kegs!
Up up up up up UP UP UP UPPPPPP...
Wait, what's sandboarding?
Nope, larger than that.
In case you ever wanted to own an actual bar.
And you could win free shorts FOR A YEAR.
A glorious, glorious, glorious thing.