Are you a Dad? Are you a super rad Dad who absolutely crushes dad things like getting your kids to school sort of on time??
Scars incurred while chasing cheese wheels down a super steep hill are the best kind of scars.
Because it. Is. Awesome.
Hahahahaha so this is a serious thing?
Whoa, it's THAT?
Like, really, really, really terrifying.
Perfect for all those times you want to turn a nice, calm day on the water into AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH LET'S DO THIS WOOOOOOOOO.
And it has nothing to do with the rad '80s hairdo.
It's like an Easter Egg Hunt, except... with kegs!