Is it weird that they all look kinda like Kenny Powers?
Why would you wanna build that??? So you can launch your turkey at your Thanksgiving table. Duh.
And spectacular. And painful. And dangerous. And wait why are we doing this again?
No, really. You can. And it's delicious.
But kinda secretly did know you needed.
You know, the one with the planks attached to the side of a 7,000ft tall sacred mountain?
BYO banana peels.
WE REPEAT: THIS RESORT IN THE BAHAMAS HAS A CLIFF-JUMPING POOL.
Where we're going, we don't need roads (we need rivers, or lakes, or something).