The Official Chubbies University Application for Undergraduate AdmissionBy: Grant Marek
What's that? You just watched a video about the totally-100%-real-and-definitely-not-fake-in-any-way Chubbies University and want to apply? Well, you sir (or lady-sir) have come to the right place, because what you'll find directly below this introduction is the Official Chubbies University Application for Undergraduate Admission.
A couple quick announcements before you get down to business, though:
1) Classes begin September 14 so you have a couple days to recover from NFL kickoff weekend.
2) Tuition can be paid in pizza rolls.
Alright, let's get to the application, shalt we? We shalt:
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