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Uhhhh Is That An Oil Tanker Party Boat??

By: Grant Marek

*Record scratch*

*Freeze frame*

You're probably wondering how this oil tanker with 25' slides and rope swings and water trampolines and diving platforms and blobs and an open bar got here... well...

Launched in 2014 by a weekend-lovin' dude who made millions running an online poker site, D-Boat Antigua is a 43-year-old decommissioned oil tanker that was completely overhauled and turned into a floating party palace permanently moored just off Maiden Island in Antigua W.I.

It used to look like... this:

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Gross.

Now it looks like... THIS:

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Not gross!

You can snag a spot on the thing for a three-hour stretch, a four-hour stretch (with lunch oooOOoOOoOoOOo), or a full diggity day, and -- with the lunch, snacks, OPEN BAR, snorkeling, beach access, FREE WIFI, and waterpark all included -- the all-day deal will only cost you $110.

Thaz it.

Also: They'll round-trip ferry transport from Shell Beach Marina and back. Fo' free.

Also also: If there was ever a place to bring your tearaway swim trunk this would, uh, probably be it?

Also also ALSO: Taco Cat spelled backwards is still Taco Cat.