From the same guys (us, it's us) who brought you the Pallet Pool and Drinko Plinko and Skeeball Put-O-Rama, the Wine Barrel Meat Smoker is a wine barrel that genetically engineers miniature dinosaurs. JKJK, it smokes meat. AND GENETICALLY ENGINEERS...
Wait... hold on... yep, yep it is.
Unless you know of another 35lb corndog? ▶
Did we mention it's gas powered?
'Cause It Is ▶
Like, oh I don't know, the most radical pair of shorts ever?
To Infinity... and beyond ▶
Like Rushmore, but with more Bloody Mary ▶
We call it "Drinko Plinko."
The Price Is Wrong, BOB ▶
Wizard nunchucks, ftw.
Alohomora (that's Harry Potter for "unlock the awesome party story!") ▶
You know what won't turn a keg into a BBQ? Words. You know what will? You, if you follow these word-free (!) IKEA-style instructions...
TO THE BAR-B-KEG! ▶
The GIF of this thing in action is mesmerizing ▶
Fact: You need a badass water gun this summer. And no, we're not talking a Super Soaker 150 or 250 or whatever, we're talking Bad. Ass.
Go big or go home.
Where do you get those giant cups, though? ▶
It's a putting green, with a skeeball-style ramp at the end of it that launches your golf ball onto a box with six beer pong cups, three water hazards, and a super tiny hole-in-one hole.
This you're gonna want to read ▶
Using 1) a 5-gallon cooler, 2) a garbage disposal, and 3) your inner MacGyver.
Wait... a garbage disposal? ▶
What do you do when your super lame accountant tells you that you can't buy everyone in America a pool? You 1) get him a vegan burrito when he asks for pork (hahahahahahahaha), and 2) do the next best thing: show everyone in America how to build their OWN pool.
Oh, and it only takes an hour to build ▶
December is here, which means holiday party season is on like Genghis Khan, and if you're looking for 14th-century Mongol ruler status (YOU ARE) you're gonna need one thing and one thing only: a flaming molten lava hot ugly Christmas sweater. Well, consider us your Supervolcano because we just spit out EIGHT of those.
MacGuyver is totally clicking through ▶