Humongous Cornhole Is The Best Kind of Cornhole
You're damn right those are bean bag chairs.
You're damn right those are bean bag chairs.
Wait wait wait wait wait. What's Keg Mountain Ball??
Even though it has slides, floating docks, rope swings, water balance beams, tree ladders, insane hammock launchers, waterwheels, karaoke machines, and more.
And you get to kick the ball?!?!
Men are currently still barred from competing in the Olympics, which makes literally zero sense considering we could all be watching...
The Tarzan Boat is essentially a floating waterpark -- a 12' by 34' pontoon that can entertain up to 40 people at a time with...
A 500-mile, mostly off-road race through Oregon where everyone is driving either 1) $500-or-less beater cars, or 2) comedically awesome vehicles like fire trucks and ambulances.
Last year's winner needed almost 4 minutes to finish the race.
Go big or go home.
A 6-seed won the bracket???
It's time to take your shot at Cinco De Mayo immortality.
You know you want that giant 15,000-ticket Mario.
It seems like only yesterday Season 5 of Game of Thrones ended. Wait no, that was literally HUNDREDS OF DAYS AGO. With so many characters, houses, and sex scenes, it's hard to remember where the story left off, and even harder to predict what will happen next going into this weekend's Season 6 premiere.
Remember a couple weeks ago when you were all "I just wish there was somewhere I could go if I wanted to party on two football fields worth of bouncy castles floating on water"?
As the Declaration of Independence clearly states, all men are enodowed with certain unalienable rights, among which are "life, liberty, and the pursuit of the world's longest zip line over water." And since we're not one to go against THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE, we pursued the latter until, bing-bong-bing-bong, we found it.
Two pieces of big time news for you guys today: 1) We just found Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure on YouTube!!!!!!!!!!!!!, and 2) you can now surf WITHOUT WAVES thanks to Onean's magical electric board.
What do you do when your super lame accountant tells you that you can't buy everyone in America a pool? You 1) get him a vegan burrito when he asks for pork (hahahahahahahaha), and 2) do the next best thing: show everyone in America how to build their OWN pool.
For everyone who saw our real-life Mario Kart race down the crookedest street in the world and was like, "guyyyyyys, I totally wanna do this, but, well, I totally don't wanna go find the mini cars, and rent the costumes, and find a track, and basically do anything other than just driving a car in the race"...
Starting April 9th in Vegas this completely nutsnutsnutsNUTS slide is gonna be making its way across the country (12 states + DC) and you'll be following it to every damn stop since $20 gets you unlimited slides down a 200-footer with a 40ft drop at 35mph.
Ain't no party like the World's Largest Hammock Party 'cause the World's Largest Hammock Party looks like...
And more importantly, do you want to win a year's worth of corn dogs?????
We came up with a ginormous version of Connect Four that uses empty beverage cans instead of stupid tiny plastic discs.
Nine dope party hacks that're guaranteed to make your party dope-er and hack-ier.
99% of the photos you send us are Ansel Adams-caliber. 1% of them are Whoever Is Better Than Ansel Adams-caliber. This here weekly drop is dedicated to the latter.
And also drinking.
We found a place where you can ride Falkor the luckdragon from The Neverending Story and wanted to bring it to your attention before you make your next sojourn to The Land of Schnitzel and Ineffective Walls.
What do you do when the weekend officially OFFICIALLY arrives? You do real-life Mario Kart down the "Crookedest Street in the World." In little plastic cars designed for 5-year-olds.
It's like regular Battleship, except when your opponent hits one of your ships, you have to eat a bite of pizza...
The Oscars nominations were announced last week, which naturally made us immediately think of the most awkward movie scenes we've watched with our parents. These are those.
Because Internet, we made a real-life version of Hungry Hungry Hippos this week. And then we made GIFs of that real-life version of Hungry Hungry Hippos. And then we made pizza rolls. Enjoy. (The GIFs, not the pizza rolls -- we already ate those, sorry guys.)
Is that a Coors Light, or a Bud Heavy? A Rolling Rock or a Miller Lite??
You don't HAVE to watch LeSean McCoy crack a safe.
Complete with 21 'cuzzis that've all earned your undivided tubbing attention, either because they come with their very own waterfall (wut) or because they're the heart-shaped ones from Dumb and Dumber (wuuuuuuuut).
AKA the greatest drinking board game ever invented.
The leaf blower one?
And lo, Bro-ses and his perfect facial hair came down from the top of mount Guy-inai with two Wi-Fi enabled tablets and a bottle of Jack, and gave unto the people of Short Shorts Nation the greatest gift the internet hath ever given: TWO GUYS AND A GOPRO.
We hit up a real-life Stanford doctor -- Connor O'Brien, M to the D -- who let us in on a game-changing little game-changer: how to cure a hangover... WITH SCIENCE.