If You're Gonna Float a River, Float It In An Unflippable Raft
Based on the video, we're gonna go ahead and say, uh, yes?
You know what won't turn a keg into a BBQ? Words. You know what will? You, if you follow these word-free (!) IKEA-style instructions...
Fact: You need a badass water gun this summer. And no, we're not talking a Super Soaker 150 or 250 or whatever, we're talking Bad. Ass.